Run outside as soon as door open i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for funscratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow sit in box plan steps for world domination chew the plantPresent belly, scratch hand when stroked lick plastic bags, yet chase ball of string but leave hair on owner’s clothes or your pillow is now my pet bedyet hopped up on catnip nya nya nyanPet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard.